Yea well, what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? hold on to your nuts this is not an ordinary bj.

what's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?
snowballs.

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
about 45 minutes.

What's the difference between a husband and a dog?
The dog is still happy to see you after a year.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cow goes...
Cow goes who?
No cow goes mow

I hope you enjoy these jokes I certainly did when they were told to me.