I've got writers block so I've been asking my closest friends for their stories. I was hoping that I would have more luck here. To tell the truth I'll take any story weather it be sad, happy, sexual, emotional any really. The only catch is that it has to be yours and real. Thank you.

So yea, massage therapy isnt what I thought it would be. Then again neither is anything you do until you start to learn it from first hand experience. At least the ppl and the teacher are cool. Otherwise I would have left it in the first weeks I was in it, just like culinary arts. But it seems I'm learning a lot, loving the class, and definitly going to see if I could go and apply in New York for my licence there. I also for some reason want to study some asian and structual offsets to this profession. I don't know I have a lot on my mind, ahhhhh!!!!!! What to do???? Does anyone have an opinion?

Yea well, what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? hold on to your nuts this is not an ordinary bj.

what's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?
snowballs.

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
about 45 minutes.

What's the difference between a husband and a dog?
The dog is still happy to see you after a year.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cow goes...
Cow goes who?
No cow goes mow

I hope you enjoy these jokes I certainly did when they were told to me.

I'm looking for an escape if any such exist. I want to know how I can find a middle ground with everything. Does god or the devil exist? Or is that just a way of us as humans in this world to get a handle on everything?

I perfer people being honest with me. I'm not an expert on poetry, I write because words appear in my mind. The only thing I do is act on it.